Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Ain't that the truth...





No stupid comments about how it's all Bush's fault, okay?

Monday, February 20, 2006

Good point.


(HT: Gayle)

Friday, February 17, 2006

Attempted Murder Victim Miraculously Recovers.

Cheney's shooting victim was released from the hospital today. Somebody better not tell VP Cheney - he might have to go hunt somebody else down and shoot them. Of course, that's not what I believe. Apparently the MSM wants us to believe Cheney is a cold-blooded killer. It was just an unfortunate hunting accident and the media is taking advantage of it to draw attention away from Al Gore's big mouth.

Monday, February 06, 2006

I just loved this one...

Fitting, isn't it?

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Hurricane relief - how much is too much?

From Fox News:
"Domestic priorities like federal aid to schools and health research are
squeezed under President
Bush
's proposed budget for next year, but funding for the Pentagon, the war
in Iraq and anti-terrorism efforts get impressive increases. "


It's good that President Bush has proposed some cuts but the $18 Billion more to Hurricane relief (for a total of $100 Billion) is completely excessive. I'm not sure what the right amount is but I am sure that the private sector would do a better job than the government. Immediate needs of water, ice, food and temporary housing have been met by the feds and now it's time for private companies and state and local governments to do the rebuilding work.

Sunday, January 29, 2006

Why I like Country Music

Compare and contrast. Italics mine.

"American Idiot" - Green Day.
Don't want to be an American idiot.
Don't want a nation under the new media.
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mind f*** America.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
Well that's enough to argue.
Well maybe I'm the faggot America.
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
And sing along in the age of paranoia.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
Well that's enough to argue.
Don't want to be an American idiot.
One nation controlled by the media.
Information age of hysteria.
It's going out to idiot America.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
Well that's enough to argue
Well, for hating America so much they sure are getting rich off of it.

"The Last Fallen Hero" - Charlie Daniels.
Oh, the cowards came by morning and attacked without a warning
Leaving flames and death and chaos in our streets
In the middle of this fiery hell brave heroes fell
In the skies of Pennsylvania on a plane bound for destruction
With the devil and his angels at the wheel
They never reached their target on the ground
Brave heroes brought it down

This is a righteous cause so without doubt or pause
I will do what my country asks of me
Make any sacrifice
We'll pay whatever price
So the children of tomorrow can be free
Lead on red, white and blue
And we will follow you until we win the final victory
God help us do our best we will not slack or rest
Till the last fallen hero rests in peace

Now the winds of war are blowing and there's no way of knowing
Where this bloody path we're traveling will lead
We must follow till the end
Or face it all again
And make no mistake about it, write it, preach it, talk it, shout it
Across the mountains and the deserts and the seas
The blood of innocence and shame
Will not be shed in vain

This is a righteous cause so without doubt or pause
I will do what my country asks of me
Make any sacrifice
We'll pay whatever price
So the children of tomorrow can be free
Lead on red, white and blue
And we will follow you until we win the final victory
God help us do our best we will not slack or rest
Till the last fallen hero rests in peace

God help us do our best we will not slack nor rest
Till the last fallen hero rests in peace

Enough said.

Monday, January 23, 2006

Blonde Jokes.

These jokes are in honor of my sisters.

Did you hear about the blonde that was so dumb that;

She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She thought General Motors was in the army.
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote"Sagittarius."
She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
She studied for a blood test.
She sold the car for gas money.
When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left,"she turned around and went home.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.