Monday, January 23, 2006

Blonde Jokes.

These jokes are in honor of my sisters.

Did you hear about the blonde that was so dumb that;

She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She thought General Motors was in the army.
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote"Sagittarius."
She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
She studied for a blood test.
She sold the car for gas money.
When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left,"she turned around and went home.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

11 Comments:

At 6:09 PM, Blogger Mary Ann said...

Ha. Ha. Ha. Soooo funny.

 
At 6:24 PM, Blogger jgf said...

Blondes everywhere are going to go after you! Good thing I'm not one.

 
At 9:10 PM, Blogger ABFreedom said...

LMAO ... good ones!!

 
At 10:29 AM, Blogger The Village Idiot said...

I like the Taco bell one especially!

 
At 1:20 PM, Blogger jgf said...

BTW, I finally got my links up to date and you are on there now...

 
At 8:26 PM, Blogger Edward said...

Thanks, jgf. I will link you, too.

 
At 8:20 PM, Blogger Lyn said...

Congrats, Eye of the Storm has nominated you for one of the
"Best So Far" Blog Awards at Bloggin' Outloud.
http://blogginoutloud.blogspot.com/2006/02/best-so-far-blog-awards.html
Feel free to participate, nominate, and spread the
word. Thanks, Lyn from FBO

 
At 11:08 AM, Anonymous Aunt Cindy said...

I do hope that none of those applied to me! So finally you're coming out (no gay cowboy thing intended); all this time you've been overshadowed with your two "outspoken" sisters. Keep up the good blogging!

 
At 10:48 AM, Blogger Edward said...

Thank you Auntie Dear.

 
At 11:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Enjoyed a lot!

 
At 12:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very nice site! »

 

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